A digital illustration featuring a cartoon-style cow with brown and white fur, sitting on a patch of green grass and eating grass with a mischievous expression. the cow is positioned in the center of the image, facing the viewer and looking directly at the viewer with its blue eyes. its mouth is covered in a thick layer of grass, and it appears to be biting into it with its tongue. at the top of the cow, there is a text that reads "not my pasture, not my bullshit" in a playful font, accompanied by a humorous caption. the background is a simple white square, and the cow's body is centered in the image. it is wearing a black choker with a bell, adding a touch of contrast to the otherwise monochromatic image. Keywords: [cartoon cow illustration, blue-eyed cow, green grass background, black choker bell, humorous quote art, playful font, mischievous expression, bullshit phrase]