A digital illustration featuring a cartoon-style illustration of a white dog sitting in an orange office chair, wearing sunglasses and holding a cup of coffee. the dog, named Snoopy, is sitting in the middle of the image, with a sad expression on its face. Snoopy is wearing a black and white striped shirt and has short, floppy ears. the background is a solid black color, and the text above the dog reads "I avoid sh*t because my temper can go from zero to life in prison in 2 seconds." Keywords: cartoon dog, office chair, sunglasses, coffee cup, sad expression, black background, orange chair